So, I hit the video poker machine last night, thinking I’m gonna outsmart it with my “foolproof” strategy. Spoiler: the machine laughed in my face. I’m holding a pair of jacks, dreaming of a royal flush, and bam—dealt a 2, 7, and 9. My wallet’s crying, but I’m still chasing that flush like it’s my life’s mission. Anyone else got a tale of their machine trolling them?