Alright, you basketball junkies can keep dribbling around with your precious NBA picks, but let’s get one thing straight—my hockey brain is on a whole different level. You’re out here sweating over point spreads and over/unders like it’s some kind of art form, while I’m dissecting power plays, goalie stats, and ice conditions to cash in on bets you couldn’t even dream of touching. Last night, I nailed a +200 underdog in the NHL while you were probably crying over a missed free throw. Hockey’s chaos beats your predictable little jump shots every damn time. Keep chasing those parlays; I’ll be over here stacking wins on the rink.