Alright, let's cut through the noise. D'Alembert's my go-to, but these casino bonuses are a trap. You think you're playing smart, scaling bets up and down, but those wagering requirements and game restrictions choke the system dry. A 40x rollover on a "generous" bonus? Good luck balancing your progression when slots eat your bankroll and table games barely count. It's like they know exactly how to screw with disciplined players. Anyone else getting burned by this?