Oi, you lot, gather 'round the virtual baize, yeah? Snooker’s gone bonkers lately, and I’ve got some predictions that’ll twist your brain like a miscued shot. Masters is heating up, and I’m eyeballing Judd Trump to steamroll through—his break-building’s been downright filthy. But here’s the wild bit: don’t sleep on that sneaky Mark Selby. He’s got this creepy knack for grinding out frames when you least expect it, like a ghost potting the black in the dark. Stake a few quid on him for a cheeky upset. Oh, and if Ronnie O’Sullivan fancies showing up with his A-game, we’re all doomed—bet the house on him, no questions. Right, I’m off to stare at the odds board till my eyes bleed. Catch you nutters later.