Alright, you poker whiners can keep crying about bad beats, but I’m over here making bank with roulette. Forget your card-counting nonsense—European wheel, single zero, Martingale system tweaked with a hard stop at five losses. It’s not luck, it’s math. Stop chasing flushes and start spinning. Works until the house rigs the table, but even then, you’re ahead if you’re not a moron about it.