Yo, that ping-pong paddle analogy had me cackling!

You’re spitting facts, though—virtual basketball and roulette are like oil and water. I’m still itching to mess with this idea, even if it’s a long shot. I’ve been that guy chasing wild experiments, so I’m not scared of crashing and burning.
Here’s the deal: I haven’t gone full nerd with data yet, but I’m starting to track virtual b-ball games. Watched like 20 matches last week, jotting down point spreads, over/under hits, and who’s “hot” in the sim. No roulette system yet, but I’m vibing with a modified D’Alembert approach—small bet increases after losses, nothing crazy like Martingale. That one’s a wallet-killer when the virtual refs screw you.

Early days, but I’m noticing the under hits more when the algo pushes high-scoring teams. Could be a fluke, could be a pattern.
You’re right about the cold code, though. These sims don’t care about your gut or hot streaks—they’re just crunching numbers. I’m not expecting a roulette hack to crack the code, but maybe some betting rhythm could exploit the algo’s blind spots. Or I’m just dreaming.

You got any tips for logging this stuff? What’d you track with that virtual soccer experiment? Spill some of that wisdom, I’m all ears!