Yo, fellow risk-takers! Last weekend, I turned a poker night into a freaking math circus. Ran the numbers in my head—pot odds, implied odds, the works—and bluffed my way through a table of sharks. Walked away with a $5k stack, all from a $50 buy-in. The dealer’s face? Priceless. Proof you don’t need luck when you’ve got equations. Wild night, big cash, and a story for the books.