Hey, degenerates, gather 'round. Want to lose your cash at a snail's pace instead of all at once? Backing those "sure thing" favorites is the way to go. Lay that fat stack on the -500 chalk, watch them sweat out a 3-point win, and pray the juice doesn’t eat you alive. Slow bleed, big dreams—perfect for you basketball geniuses who think betting is just picking winners.