So, I hit the video poker machine last night, thinking I’m gonna outsmart it with my “foolproof” strategy. Spoiler: the machine laughed in my face. I’m holding a pair of jacks, dreaming of a royal flush, and bam—dealt a 2, 7, and 9. My wallet’s crying, but I’m still chasing that flush like it’s my life’s mission. Anyone else got a tale of their machine trolling them?
Why My Video Poker Machine Thinks I'm Broke: Strategy Fails & Funny Tales
- Thread starter Maverick39
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Ouch, that machine straight-up trolled you!
I had a night like that, chasing a juicy video poker payout. Held a sweet pair of queens, vibing for a big win, and the deck spits out a 3, 6, and 10. Total buzzkill! 
Keep grinding, though—those machines can’t dodge us forever! What’s your next move? 