Alright, you lot reckon you’ve got the golden touch with your football predictions, but let’s be real—most of you couldn’t pick a winner if the match was rigged. I’ve been in this game long enough to spot the nonsense from a mile away, and your “hot tips” are colder than a January pitch. Prove me wrong, then. Drop your best call for this weekend’s matches—teams, odds, the works. I’ll be back to see if any of you can actually back up the big talk. Doubt it, though.