What’s the deal with these damn roulette tables? I’ve been killing it with my basketball bets lately—nailing spreads, picking winners, you name it. Last night, I had a solid parlay hit on the Lakers and Celtics games, walked away with a nice chunk of cash. Feeling good, I figure I’ll hit the casino floor, spin a few rounds of roulette to keep the vibes going. Big mistake. Every single time I take my basketball winnings and put them on red or black, it’s like the table knows I’m coming. Ball lands on green twice in a row—zero and double zero—like it’s mocking me. My analysis of LeBron’s fourth-quarter stats doesn’t mean squat when that little ball screws me over. I’m starting to think these table games are rigged to sniff out anyone who’s hot from the sports book and just bleed them dry. Anyone else notice this crap, or am I just cursed?