Right, let’s dive into this odd little rabbit hole of casino promo stats. I’ve been crunching some numbers on these "double your deposit" offers that keep popping up like mushrooms after rain. Take this one sportsbook I stumbled across—50% match bonus, maxed at $200, but the rollover’s a ridiculous 15x. Did the math: if you deposit $400 to hit the cap, you’re wagering $6,000 before you see a dime back. Odds of breaking even? Slimmer than a one-legged stool. Then there’s this other joint, a 100% boost up to $100, but only on slots with a 98% RTP. Sounds juicy until you realize the house edge still nibbles away faster than you can spin. Statistically, you’re better off betting on a coin flip with your mate down the pub. Anyone else got some warped promo numbers to share? These things are starting to look like a fever dream.