Alright, you paytable pirates, let's talk the juicy stuff! Those video poker machines with their fat, growing jackpots are calling my name. I'm all about chasing that royal flush, but here's the spicy tip: hunt for full-pay tables with a 9/6 payout on Jacks or Better. Why? They bleed less of your bankroll while you stalk that monster pot. Study the paytable like it's a hockey playbook—every credit counts when the prize is climbing! What's your go-to machine for those sky-high payouts?