Yo, poker sharks! Wanna keep your chips groovin' without bustin' out? Split your bankroll like a pro DJ mixin' tracks. Stash 70% for cash games to grind steady, 20% for tourneys to chase big pots, and 10% for wild side bets like prop wagers or spicy bluffs. Adjust the mix based on your vibe, but never go all-in on one hand. Keep it smooth, and you'll be dancin' through the felt!