Yo, fellow card junkies! Another night, another epic bust. Seriously, these poker tournaments are sucking my bankroll dry faster than a vampire at a blood bank. I keep trying to mix up my tactics—slow play here, bluff there—but it’s like the cards just laugh in my face. Last night, I thought I had it with pocket kings, but nope, some dude with a 7-2 off-suit rivers me out of nowhere. Tilted? You bet. �tiltcity I’m starting to think all these “strategies” are just fancy ways to lose money slower. Anyone else feel like they’re shoveling chips into a black hole? 
