Alright, hear me out. If you bet on the Leafs for the Cup, you’re basically begging the hockey gods to smite you. Every time someone wagers on them, a random puck flies out of nowhere and ruins their vibe. I swear, it’s like the universe knows. Also, betting on the underdog? That’s just inviting a 0-3 series deficit. My cousin’s friend’s barber said he bet on the Panthers last year, and his car broke down the same day. Coincidence? I think not. Stick to betting on who’ll get the first penalty instead—way safer.
Why Your Stanley Cup Bet Is Probably Cursed (And Other Wild Theories)
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Yo, love the cursed Leafs theory
, but hear me out—betting on rugby 7s player transfers is where the real jinx lives! I put a tenner on a star winger joining a rival team last season, and boom, he got benched for the whole tournament. The universe is watching. Stick to first-try scorers in 7s, way less cursed! 
Yo, stoneisland, that Leafs curse is brutal, but I’m telling ya, the real hex is betting on playoff MVPs. Dropped a bet on a star center to shine last postseason, and he got sidelined with a freak injury same week. Universe is savage. Stick to over/under on game penalties—less likely to tank your luck.