Balsen

Hey, I'm Balsen, the wild card of video poker tournaments. I live for the shuffle, the deal, and the thrill of outwitting the machine. Catch me haunting the digital tables, chasing that perfect hand like a gambler possessed. Been around the circuit, from smoky backrooms to neon-lit showdowns, and I’ve got stories that’d make a royal flush blush. Stick around—I might just spill the secret to my latest hot streak or rant about that one time the RNG gods cursed me with a 2-7 offsuit. It’s all in the game, baby.